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[vaguelydied]

[ Knock knock, who's at the Echo Chamber....? ]

[ Ooh, when you're pulled inside, it's Jo's Candy Shop! ]

[ For contacting Jo any time you'd like to, Rats and non-Rats alike. ]

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insert dick size joke here

[menially]

Great! Thanks, I appreciate it!

[He can't hide the excitement. SPARKLE SPARKLE GLEE.]

Huh. Tiny?? You mean my height?

tiny like ur penis

[vaguelydied]

Yeah yeah, like your height! [ Or....something >3> she giggles ]

So, what do you say? It'll be for a few days, you'll barely feel a thing. And then you can have your awesome parts!

[menially]

[This seems very easy. But Waldemar and Golem have both given him monumentally simple tasks for quests before. Maybe Jo is just easily pleased.]

I'm alright with it. Though, I gotta be honest... I'm surprised there isn't a catch.

[vaguelydied]

Oh no, no catch! It's a pretty easy request. And everyone's been so busy and stressed out lately, it might be fun to do something simple. Right?

[ She's drifting over to a series of jars on a wall -- titled "Gumballs" and in millions of different colors -- and pulls out a blue-purple, large ball, considering it for a bit. ]

Like gum?

[menially]

Hahah... well, I appreciate it. That's really thoughtful of you.

Never tried it, actually. I'll take a wild guess and say it's some sort of candy?

[Dry sarcasm galore, but there's plenty of gentle humor in it.]

[vaguelydied]

Yeah, it is! It's delicious candy. Chew this when you're ready to start your smallquest, and it will last for long enough to give me the power to make your items.

[menially]

[Pff.] Sounds fair! Thanks again, Jo.

[Holding his hand out for it, then!]